On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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