i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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