Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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