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At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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