Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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