He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
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if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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