the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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