He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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