I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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