AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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