Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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