You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
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Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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