Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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