Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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