Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
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Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.