Dual....:-)
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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