I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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