Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Randomize
