just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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