Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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