You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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