Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
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I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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