So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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