wanna go halves on a baby?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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