Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
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i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
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When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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