Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
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We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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