I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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