Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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