lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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