You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
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And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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