O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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