And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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