I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.