i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
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... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??