she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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