Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
and she was petting her beer can
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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