I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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