Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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