READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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