Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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