Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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