'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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