i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
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All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
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Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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