Midget sex pt 2 tonight
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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