There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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