walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
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She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
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It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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