Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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