i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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