you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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