i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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