i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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