yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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