Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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