So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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